Your Life On TapeVCR REPAIR
We Understand Your Need As A 19th Century Time Traveller
We get it. A wire-haired old man convinced you to go on a road trip in his sweet ass 1980 DeLorean and now you are stuck in the future with nothing but a VHS video tape and a sore anus. We've got you, fam. Just follow the steps included on the other pages, specifically the one about sending us gold and stuff, but instead of sending gold, or in addition to sending gold and human currency, make sure to include your video cassette and/or VCR with a post it note that says "FIX THIS PLEASE". Remember to include payment. See below for our pricing.
We Understand Your Need As A Very Secretive Pornographer
Feel free to notify us that we should not watch the video cassette you send us. Get out a yellow post it, write "DO NOT WATCH" and attach this to the VHS tape.
NOTE: WHILE RESOLVING THE ISSUES WITH YOUR VCR OR VIDEO CASSETTE, IT MAY BE REQUIRED THAT WE OBSERVE THE CONTENTS OF THE TAPE. AT YOUR REQUEST, WE WILL AVOID "WATCHING" AND "CONSUMING" THE CONTENT OF THE VIDEO CASSETTE. WE DO NOT TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY IF THE CONTENT OF THE VIDEO CASSETTE ARE COPIED AND DISTRIBUTED TO THE INTERNET.
We Understand You Don't Have A Lot of Money
We charge about $15 per fixed video cassette and about $25 per fixed VCR. These prices are so bargain basement, you'd have to build a secret hidden torture basement just to understand them!