See It, Feel It, Love It

GOLD VISTATION SERVICES

You Don't Want to Get Screwed

Maybe you sent all your gold and shit to someone before and now you are out a ton of gold and some of your shit AND the cost of your postage.

We're nothing like that. We're legitimate.

PROOF OF LEGITIMACY

OUR PROOF OF LEGITIMACY

I Desire Some Further Proof

For a small fee, we offer a service for you to come and spend time with your gold or stuff. We refer to this as the "Gold Petting Service".

  • $20 Per Hour
  • $50 Per Day
  • $200 Per Week

These Metals Might Be Heavy but They Aren't for Heavy Petting!

No ejaculation.

PLEASE REMIT ALL GOLD AND VCR TAPES TO:

Beef Kensington Gold Vault and VCR Repair
(DBA CatBagz.com)
486 Krefeld Rd NW
Palm Bay, FL, 32907

ALL QUERIES CAN BE DIRECTED TO THE FORM BELOW

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