See It, Feel It, Love ItGOLD VISTATION SERVICES
You Don't Want to Get Screwed
Maybe you sent all your gold and shit to someone before and now you are out a ton of gold and some of your shit AND the cost of your postage.
We're nothing like that. We're legitimate.
PROOF OF LEGITIMACY
I Desire Some Further Proof
For a small fee, we offer a service for you to come and spend time with your gold or stuff. We refer to this as the "Gold Petting Service".
- $20 Per Hour
- $50 Per Day
- $200 Per Week
These Metals Might Be Heavy but They Aren't for Heavy Petting!